5. Is there a word limit for submissions?
Technically, no. We like short and sweet
or long and epic poems. Randi likes flash
through novella. (Actually, no. She doesn't want
to have to code a novella, unless it's fabulous.)
And Amos likes whatever length you throw at
him. Be verbose. Be succinct. At worst be good
at any length.
6. Is it permissible to submit something that has been published elsewhere?
Emphatically, not. We’re greedy.
7. What is the average response time?
Anywhere on the order of nanoseconds to
8. What the hell does that mean?
We try to respond within 4-8 weeks. However,
if we like you a lot – and we mean A LOT – we
have been known to respond on the same day a
submission was received. We have also been
known to contradict ourselves.