some prospects of failing?”
“No, but I suppose it’s not unlikely.”
“Not unlikely, eh? Well, I’m not unsurprised you speak not unpompously, what with all those not bad grades. Still, what you said is profoundly true if not truly profound. Like they say in the Bronx, you can’t win ‘em all, but out in Chicago they know you can lose ‘em all. Myself, I’m a perfectionist.”
“You mean you’re a Cubs fan?”
“My dear old bean, the Cubs are like the Church. They haven’t got fans, just devoted flagellants, half-hearted masochists, the kind of people who can’t kick a habit.”
Nowadays Jerry Teitelbaum is a big-shot microbiologist, which means he knows a lot about life from the ground up. I’ve heard that within his field Jerry can’t be surprised. But he can surprise me. For example, it was a shock to learn he didn’t agree with a famous colleague, a doughty ecological campaigner who’s always reminding us polluters